Dos and Don'ts for Newbies

	Dos and Don'ts for Newbies

By: Swimstein

Do:

A little research on when to time your vacation...

Cheaper rates often means lower occupancy rate.
March and June usually means younger average age (colleges out).
September and October are the months most prone to hurricanes.
January means more lifestyles folk.

Pack lightly, even prudes don't wear much.
Take along some risqué outfits, lingerie, thongs, etc.
Go with an open mind to respect others, both guests and staff.
Be laid back, don't rush... "Soon come, mon"
Say hello to strangers, small talk about Hedo, fun stuff.
Use first names only, no work talk needed (until you really mesh)
Try going nude, if you haven't before. Once done, itÕs natural.
Have the time of your life.

Don't:

Think it is the Taj Mahal... the property is old, but clean and comfortable.
Expect gourmet food... but food is plentiful and adequate.
Worry about swinging (or whatever)... a simple NO THANKS works well.
Think you need to go with a group. ItÕs easy to get acquainted.
Expect single women to be in abundance. Generally many more single males.
Be a leech. Try to gauge whether personalities are meshing.
Be a voyeur, hanging around leering at nudes. (Always a pitiful few.)
Drink toooo much... you may lose valuable Hedo time hungover.